At The Ball and The Rat Song

At The Ball

Skirts that billow, sleeves that tie Are the only things to wear at the ball Tease your hair up three feet high If you want to show your flair at the ball what are those stuffy girls are wearing? I think seaweed wraps are quite the height of style Pineapple is naturally daring Wear a fruit cup and a smile mmm...that's it Something satin, throw a hat in, and a purple parasol That's how to make an entrance at the ball In a panic? think organic! Look at this one size fits all! Now you can be the beauty at the ball I think you should lose the silly nest thing No way! I'm the one whose been to these things before I know orange taffeta's the best thing Yes, the best thing to ignore! Bleh! Skirt, dress Loose, tight More, less Drab, bright No, yes Black, white Stop! There is something good in what you're saying I know if I go I want to look my best And you're right my choices should reflect me But I can't be underdressed I look nice in island blue I can find you some of that by the wall Vine designs all curly Q I will sketch you all the shapes that I recall Something pink is fun to try You can use this as a wrap or a shawl Sparkle like the evening sky And with this you're guaranteed to enthrall Perfect! well, almost there's something missing Ro please accept these, do you think they'll do? Azul your gift makes this a dream come true! Now you'll take their breath away We can see you'll be the jewel of them all! Last of all, a rose bouquet You're going to have a great time at I'm going to have a great time at You're going to have a great time at the ball!

The Rat Song  

Put this powder in their food They’ll sleep like they should When the island girl gets blamed She’ll be gone for good Hurry right back to your room You’ll get something great All the cheese that you deserve Will be on this plate She said cheese She said cheese Watch my tail! Stop pushing! We are a trio of hungry fellas Who dream at night about mozzarellas What are we hoping will fill are cellars Parmesans and breas I wanna start with a chewy cheddar I find I like a havarti better Give me a fork in a mound of feta How we love the cheese! In a wedge In a hunk In a wheel In a chunk Does it stink? Like a skunk Yummy yum yum yum yum In a slice In a brick Very nice Very thick Over rice On a stick Licking up every crumb For our efforts we don’t want money Don’t want a beach wear it’s warm and sunny Just give us something that’s soft and runny Yellow, blue or white And when the rest of the town is resting Oh the ricotta we’ll be digesting No one can top us at fine infesting Nighty nighty night Some people think that we are vermin But we’re just misunderstood The connoisseurs of the castle Oh yeah the livin’ is good! Ooh can you taste it, ooh can you taste it, ooh can you taste it, ooh can you taste it Yum yum yum yum Now that we’ve finished our little errand Think of the goudas we’ll be comparin’ Think of the fun that we’ll be sharin’ Extra drippy please Here is the end of our bedtime story Bring on the edible inventory This is the moment of rodent glory Now we get the cheese Now we get the Cheese Cheese (Sign) Cheese Cheese Cheese (Sign) Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese CHEESE!